In Soviet Russia, plane stands still. Planet beneath spin very quickly, giving illusion plane is soaring.

RIP Lahey.

“I’m the king of the (virtual) world!”

And what about that city in the Tree? Or that quaint little windmill town on disc 1 where Vivi goes on and on about the windmills (and also where he finds mages being made)? It’s been years, so I don’t know their names anymore. Or that place on disc 3 or 4, it’s kinda Italian Renaissance?

Easy. Lindblum. And I finally get to say it.

There aren’t any finishing moves in Street Fighter, let alone does anybody say “finish him!”

God, where the fuck was I when you wrote this? This isn’t my first burner, ifyounknowwhatI’msaying, nyuknyuknyuk. The reasons I could give, my good sir, the reasons I could give...

Could my Dell Inspiron run this? Probably not, right?

Cool how his leathery skin crags are identically mirrored on the opposite side of his face.

It’s so hard, you know, being the only gay in the village...

“If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?”

Why you only have 4 recos I have no idea.

Yay! More unfinished games!

What in tarnation is going on here?!

A sandwich with a side of lock picks.

Can’t unsee.