What a candy ass.

Yeah. I’ll take “trying to do the right things and not always getting there” over “actually quoting Hitler and saying at his rallies he intends to be a dictator and also committed high treason while goading on his minions to murder the Speaker of the House and his own vice president” any day, thanks.

To spite you specifically.

Sometimes Long John Silver has a three-way with Frankie and Annette, and nine months later, Disney’s gonna sue someone.

It’s been over thirty years and I still remember his role on Maniac Mansion fondly.

AI is what happens when you couple Google with MS Word for predictive text. It’s a search engine, and not a good one: it’s Bing on weed, and not the good weed. It’s Bing on consecutive day fifteen of smoking some shitty ditch weed its buddy Dogpile sold it for two beers and a bro job, and you’re expecting this strung…

He’s not wrong. Airplanes are emitting things that are harmful to humans. It’s exhaust and pollution, and the conspiracy keeping those emissions coming is from the oil companies who’ve tried to silence every single criticism while they’re poisoning the planet. (One of my all time favorite long form journalism pieces…

I see all of your unfilmable novels here and in the comments, and I raise you:

Go big or go home: film the Lazarus Long books, complete with incestuous time travel!

The reason Republican politicians scream about immigration isn’t only racism, it’s the sure knowledge that the immigrants will still come whether or not there’s a legal means of doing so, and if it’s not legal, the business owners who will hire them regardless can pay them much less and treat them much worse and doing…

Tell me you’ve never read the Batman comics without saying you’ve never read the comics.

We’re commenting again!

She’s clearly going to play a dinosaur. I don’t know why we’re speculating anything else.

I don’t vaccinate my dogs

Also the animal abuse and while it’s not the Christianity, it’s going to a megachurch that preaches LGBT+ people are evil and going to hell and should not have basic human rights. It’s creepy.

Once again the AV Club’s divide between title of article and content is so vast you could sail a TARDIS through it. Loved hearing her thoughts on creating a supporting environment for other cast members and crew when she’s the one with the executive producer credit, and her process with Capaldi on building their…

Winston was my favorite character in the original movie. He was the most relatable person among all the wacky hijinks going on. I’m always happy to see Ernie Hudson getting work and I’m especially glad to see him finally getting his due in the new film.

Dennis, how do they compare to a real Chicago Pizza Puff?

These are acceptable flags and every truck should be flying them at all times.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed. Here’s your star.