Gugu Mbatha-Raw is RIGHT THERE. She could have easily stepped into Kang’s role.

With a bar right over Nicole Beharie’s gorgeous face, no less.

Thoughts and prayers for the felon who duck and covered and got a booboo on his ear from broken glass.

The first Despicable Me movie was a genuinely good film. Gru finding his humanity and the girls learning to trust him made for a much better movie than what the commercials made it out to be. The other movies sure were movies.

This subject has been at the top of my mind ever since the Gaiman thing hit. Another successful male creator has been accused by multiple women of vicious, violent repeated sexual assaults, and the big names in science fiction and fantasy writing are silent about it. They’re going it cover it up and pretend these two…

“Celebrity WWTBAM (which we have already mentally re-filed as Hollywoo Stars And Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out)“

Sure. The last time we trusted the American public to make the obvious choice between the qualified woman candidate who’d been in public service and government work for most of her adult life and who knew the ins and outs of the White House from first hand experience, and the already admitted serial rapist TV star…

Sure but both parties are running old guys. One of them is Mister Rogers. The other is a serial rapist convicted felon who attempted a coup when he sent his attack sheep to murder a cop while they literally were trying to steal the electoral votes being counted while having the gall to call it a “stolen election”.…

He was elected because too many Americans are sexist, racist pricks. Half the country lost their minds when they saw a Black man become President and they hated Hilary because she has ovaries and have been told by Fox News that she’s the devil for the last thirty years. Trump didn’t win because he was more…

Biden has kept the economy from crashing for the last three years despite Trump’s efforts to destroy it before him. If you look at his record you’ll see he’s been competent for his entire term. The media circus in the last week over a fake cognitive decline is entirely manufactured astroturf, and either you are…

Why not both? Trump had four years of horrific policies on his record and anyone who was awake from 2016-2020 saw it go down in real time. The undecided voters already know he let COVID spread unchecked for months and kill millions, and they know he set up phony contracts with his friends to get paid for a border wall…

The media is focusing on it. Actual people don’t gaf.

Donald Trump is a lying sociopath; Biden’s polling isn’t as bad as it looks; the sheer fact of his basically functional daily presidency is all the cognitive testing anyone should need to see.

Dear employees of Restaurant Depot: Did none of you think it might be a good idea to help the severely pregnant lady with her giant boxes of paper towels?

This is the stupidest non story of the year. Jetlagged guy with a stutter acts like jetlagged guy with a stutter during a debate with a 34-count convicted felon serial sexual predator who has declared he intends to be a dictator and replace all remaining government officials with his hand-picked cronies, and this…

Yeah, when my fellow Illinoisans complain about taxes, I remind them this is the price we pay to live in actual civilization and not some fascist hellhole like Indiana, Missouri, or Texas.

Giz converted to the same comments as Lifehacker.

Sometimes you have to give the Legends nerds their member berries too even when they’re whining that the sequels destroyed their childhoods by allowing girls and Black people in.

Eat the rich.

Covfefe.