We quote Spaceballs on at least a weekly basis in my household if not more often. I’ll allow it.

They haven’t forgotten. They don’t think it matters because women aren’t people.

The very first thing I knew about Donald Trump was that Ivana accused him of marital rape during the divorce, and this is how I learned was marital rape was. His lawyers made her recant to get her settlement but not once in the decades since have I ever not thought of that when I see his smarmy, raping face.

*stands alone outside Adult Swim headquarters with a tiny hand-printed sign with a picture of a bean arch on it*

I know people keep saying Zach Snyder is the nicest guy in person so why does all his pro work keep courting the White Supremacist audience?

Imagine getting paid to watch movies and count swears.

It was that year’s “I’m Just Ken.” We all knew which song should have taken the Oscar home that night.

That depends on where you are and which Republicans you’re around. My Trump-humping relations would be all too happy to outlaw marriage again except for the people who “deserve” it.

Yes? GenX queer here and of course I’m more likely to pull into a parking lot with a rainbow flag banner than one with a MAGAt banner. Yeah, it’s pandering but I appreciate my money is good enough to be pandered to. I avoid CFA and Hobby Lobby. I can’t vouch for every company I do or don’t buy from but when the…

That would be AMAZING. They say they aren’t still tying in the rest of the MCU to everything but also DOOM WISHES THIS TO BE!

Gen Xer having a midlife crisis.

Yeah. It’s a real shame he turned out to be so sleazy and created such a hostile work environment. If he’d been a decent human being instead, Pixar would be in a better place, and so would the people he hurt.

I’d watch it.

Dementia is a sad thing. I hope to read that Dreyfuss has been admitted to a kind nursing home to live out his few remaining days.

This is the kind of reviews we used to get in the good old days of AVC. Ignore the peanut gallery.

Bela Lugosi intones: “I’m gonna tell him.”

Take your damn star you magnificent bastard.

I would say Gina Carano was cancelled but I would say it with a huge caveat. If you were a guest star tier actor on a popular show whose main star had a huge goodwill following, and spent your free time insulting him and his family, and ignored your employers’ attempts to get you to knock the toxic workplace bullshit…

It’s not like he’s invited to be in front of any more cameras. MAGA makes you ugly as sin.

Call me when Owen Wilson guest stars.