Yeah. The scariest shit about American Nazis is they think they’re the good guys.

It’s interesting reading pop culture by people who were five when the Prequels came out. That means when the kids who were five to ten when the Sequels came out will be writing thinkpieces in another decade or so about how The Rise of Skywalker is actually the best of the nine main films.

no body shits on the floor and magics it away in Star Wars.

The thing is, even the people you think are eating it every day probably aren’t. The old “read another book” crowd never once understood or noticed that the people they were screaming at did read other books but they were interested in talking about this series right now. Back to the sports fans: if you only ever see…

This is the most anyone has talked about Rebel Moon ever since the AV Club was paid to print an article about Rebel Moon a few months ago. This will likely be the last time anyone talks about Rebel Moon until they pay up again. Meanwhile I’ve watched Barbie three times and “I’m Just Ken” is going to be performed at…

He appeared on Joe Rogan’s show, and Joe Rogan also thinks his stuff is more widely liked rather than watched by people eating popcorn wondering what stupid ass thing he or one of his guests will actually say out loud.

Reread what they wrote again. (The article has one of AVC’s famous flubs.)

Good wordplay used to be popular here.

They’re not evil. The price of living in a civilized society is paying for infrastructure and services for the public good. The IRS is the service set up to ensure the payments are made. If we lived in a country where H&R Block did NOT have Congress by the testicles, the IRS would do your taxes for you (they already…

His followers are a bunch of whiny crybabies so scared to go outside they have to carry guns in case they see Mickey Mouse or a Barbie doll. On his biggest day he could only get a few thousand of them to come out for him, and now that they’re getting convicted of treason, they’re whining and crying more because they…

Sounds like Thanksgiving at my grandmother’s house. Some of the family is Catholic. Some of the family is Evangelical. All of the family is batshit.

Examples usually provide actual examples rather than fever dreams you made up with your hand in your undies.

Preservation of product quality and taste. If it melts in the delivery truck you don’t want the milk going sour before it refreezes.

Caramel Sutra

Does this mean Paul Rudd is the clone Herzog has been carefully grooming to inhabit when his spirit flees his original body?

Tom Nook is the fluffer who readies the youth for what Chase will eventually do to them.

Is that the hellfires of Barbieland burning or Aurora Borealis?

Trump’s a drooling old man in Depends who gropes his nurses. Why can’t the Republicans run someone younger?

It’s a salad, not a life debt.

Jammin!