Another unedited, weirdly tangential Star Wars article stoking the false flame war between fans? Sam must need to pay a credit card bill or something and needs clicks.

This is the way. In another five to ten years, the little kids who were sitting in the theater for TFA, TLJ, and TROS will be the adults who will be there front and center for the next nostalgia hit about their favorite Sequel Trilogy characters.

Good.

Vagina dentata!
What a wonderful sight!
Vagina dentata!
Ain’t no passing flight!
It means you should worry
The bark ain’t worse than the bite...

No, they want a Christian Autocracy because they’re still mad that slavery was outlawed. The Venn Diagram of Americans who want a Christian Autocracy (i.e. everyone has to listen to them and follow the parts of the Bible they like) and people who think the Confederacy was right (instead of a bunch of traitors fighting…

It’s pretty clearly a brain thing. I have a number of relatives who hit forty to forty five, had a mental health breakdown, and suddenly started going to megachurches and watching Faux News. On one side of the mental breakdown, they had one personality. On the other side, now Biden is implanting 5G chips into public…

Tapioca is also a common allergy.

It’s literally the next article in the scroll but it got 79 comments which means engagement which means clicks which means ad impressions. We can expect several more articles debating the moral relativity of the Richard Simmons Cinematic Universe.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

I got bombarded with Youtube ads by this brand. No thanks.

I don’t know who this person is. Like most of the world, I didn’t watch the Golden Globes. He seems annoying. Let’s stop talking about him.

Ok NOW I feel old.

So there were these strikes and the usual output of the website is going to be diminished until enough things are being broadcast again to keep up the outrage bait reviews at ‘paying the bills’ levels. Articles about Taylor Swift drive traffic. Articles about controversial topics drive traffic. Traffic means ad clicks…

You should probably watch the cartoons. You’re like the guy who makes fun of Ringo Starr but has never listened to “Let It Be” or “Eleanor Rigby.”

Cush Jumbo was on Torchwood in the same episodes as Peter Capaldi. Pearl Mackie played Bill.

This is the moment I realized The People’s Joker is a completely different movie. I will probably actually watch TPJ.

My grandmother LOVED GGROBaR. I think you’re underestimating the popularity with people who never got to hear about themselves in song before.

Every man who does that is admitting he’s a rapist and/or he believes all women are liars. Both should permanently disqualify him from running for any office on any political stage. So which are you?

And if you move to parts of the Midwest, you too can move back in time seventy years, complete with unvaccinated rednecks agreeing with you that Hate-and-Pickles-Chicken doesn’t taste like vomit. You should try it!