So it’s Rogue One.

Literally that could be her first minute of introduction in the next film. “I met Kang, worked with him. He never told me I was him.” Boom, move onto the plot.

But MAH FREE MARKET! The government can try to regulate it but the shitheads who went to Washington to destroy rule of law are happy to shoot down any legislation that would actually benefit people, especially if Musk and Co. promised said shitheads a nice donation in exchange for killing the bill.

Cast Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Kang. It seemed they were leading into her being a Kang variant with the Loki S2 plotline anyway.

Video articles were an invention of Melkor’s and we all know it.

I was informed by this website that a movie only making $39 million in its opening weekend meant it’s a flop. God knows what that means for The Boy and the Heron.

So there was a plan. Carrie Fisher died. Colin Treverrow turned in a shitty unfilmable script. They changed the plan to accommodate. Sounds pretty much like what we thought happened.

But is it a sandwich...?

Okay, I’ll be the one:

It makes you wonder who he’s still threatening to narc on.

It’s shocking because Macy did not grow up rich. He’s from a crappy town in Western Maryland. Most of the kids he went to high school with didn’t go to community college or any other college.

Between the WGA strike and the SAG strike, and the realization they can only get a maximum of two articles per day about how Marvel is dying, they have to cover something to get the article views.

It’s made over $30 million more than Killers of the Flower Moon, so by your metric The Marvels was a better film than Scorsese’s latest.

Two things:

It is very much not the biggest superhero bomb of all time. It’s already made $188 million.

And they have to be perfect victims.

I know a few people who will be in the theater on opening night solely to watch the multiple scenes of Trump getting whizzed on by Russian sex workers.

Dennis!!!

Yeah. First they have to hear about the law. They have to find money for a lawyer. They have to decide if they have what they feel is enough evidence to go forward. (It’s never enough evidence. There are shitstains claiming that ten year old who had to leave Ohio to get an abortion wasn’t really assaulted.) They have…