Video articles were an invention of Melkor’s and we all know it.

I was informed by this website that a movie only making $39 million in its opening weekend meant it’s a flop. God knows what that means for The Boy and the Heron.

So there was a plan. Carrie Fisher died. Colin Treverrow turned in a shitty unfilmable script. They changed the plan to accommodate. Sounds pretty much like what we thought happened.

But is it a sandwich...?

Okay, I’ll be the one:

It makes you wonder who he’s still threatening to narc on.

It’s shocking because Macy did not grow up rich. He’s from a crappy town in Western Maryland. Most of the kids he went to high school with didn’t go to community college or any other college.

Between the WGA strike and the SAG strike, and the realization they can only get a maximum of two articles per day about how Marvel is dying, they have to cover something to get the article views.

It’s made over $30 million more than Killers of the Flower Moon, so by your metric The Marvels was a better film than Scorsese’s latest.

Two things:

It is very much not the biggest superhero bomb of all time. It’s already made $188 million.

And they have to be perfect victims.

I know a few people who will be in the theater on opening night solely to watch the multiple scenes of Trump getting whizzed on by Russian sex workers.

Dennis!!!

Yeah. First they have to hear about the law. They have to find money for a lawyer. They have to decide if they have what they feel is enough evidence to go forward. (It’s never enough evidence. There are shitstains claiming that ten year old who had to leave Ohio to get an abortion wasn’t really assaulted.) They have…

Jon Hamm is just gonna embrace that whole cult leader typecasting from now on, huh? Good on him for finding a niche he enjoys.

He made the Prequels suck less. The man can do this.

My mother does the same thing. Mom, stop telling people you’re thirty-six. I am your offspring and I am forty-five.

I’m excited. Filoni has been in charge of my favorite parts of modern Star Wars. Ahsoka was much better than the AV Club reviews noticed, and Rebels and TCW were both high water marks.