I can’t imagine he would have convinced Harrison Ford to come back without promising to kill off Han any better than JJ or Kennedy could. Ford was done.

D+ is experimenting with different drop schedules, like with Echo. One episode per week gets us this many viewers and new subs, one episode per day gets us this many, binge model of a whole season/series in a day gets us this many. If the one per day model keeps viewership up and people talking about it online, they…

My friend, I would like you to do a quick mental exercise. I would like you to close your eyes and picture the average American. Then I want you to think about the fact that this means half the country is dumber than that.

 I volunteer!

They don’t do the instant caramel between saltine and melted chocolate? You’re supposed to boil some butter, stir in granulated sugar, pour that over the saltines, then melt the chocolate over it.

They were a valuable feminist site a decade ago, like when the AV Club was good.

It’s like the Star Wars Youtubers. They make a fortune shouting how Star Wars is terrible, including for the streaming shows they admit they haven’t watched. Their followers eat it up and drive ad revenue.

I think my favorite part of the clickbait article is the typo in the blurb.

No. The AV Club has been running a clickbait farm on this. They don’t actually care if the movie was good (it was) as long as they get ad impressions. Look how many comments the articles get.

Barbie has plenty of press before the strike and became a meme. Try again, your toxic fanboy is showing.

To the point where you have spewed your asinine bigotry over every possible surface and any genuine criticism that could get through from other voices is indistinguishable from you jerking off again while looking for attention. Which is sad here because this movie is great but you and your pals have spent months…

The AV Club is the only one who’s brought me out of the grays and I’ve been contributing for years.

It’s actually one of the fresher Marvel movies.

The cries about having to watch too many things first are overblown. The movie explains who everyone is and why they’re there.

You’d think that but the biggest whiners are the nerdboys who would be there in droves for yet another Iron Man movie starring RDJ.

The line is AVC drops MCU stuff a full letter grade.

The AV Club tipped their hand when Barsanti admitted they drop Marvel stuff a full letter grade. A “C” means a “B” and this film is about a B. It’s a lot of fun.

I want Elliot Page to take over the role. I need this because of reasons.

The person who invented it for the Variety article, apparently. Everyone involved with the Blade project has said that’s made-up.

Except you don’t need to have seen any of the rest. The movie tells you flat out who everyone is and what they’re doing there. “You have to do homework” is a lie.