Yikes. That moment when you realize the nerd writing the review has not seen a vagina since he slid headfirst out of one.

If you can grab a cheap matinee, it is definitely worth sitting through. It’s a LOT of fun.

I just saw it. They literally explain who everyone is and what they’re doing there. The people going ~it’s too complicated~ are looking for excuses.

Unfortunately the bigots have polluted the discourse to that point.

I just got back from seeing it and it’s by far the most fun a Marvel film has been in a long time. But without the actors doing the press junket and the asshole toxic fanboys screaming “it’s going to bomb” for months, plus the bottom feeding entertainment sites *stares at camera* looking for clicks about how Marvel is…

Shit sucked for a lot of people in the past, and they left contemporary accounts of how much the shit sucked. We’re not putting modern values on top of period pieces, we’re acknowledging that the same diverse, weird, funny, smart, yearning kinds of people who exist now were straining under the weight of societies that…

Telling people you are on a diet is the one socially acceptable way to be mentally ill in public. They won’t want to be around you if you mention your depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, bipolar, or psychotic issues. Talk about your anorexia without naming it that and everyone around you is happy to jump in and offer…

When is Little Demon coming back???

For some reason, everyone forgets that a week or so later, someone brought Jon Stewart some Giordano’s, and he dug in and recanted everything on air.

The problem was not the book. The problem was when he was asked a total softball of a question about the book and accidentally dropped his pants to show his ass to the world.

Sounds to me like they introduced a major continuity error that nobody noticed until post-production and it’s not something they can explain by Multiverse/Kang handwaving. “I meant to do that” is as good an explanation as any.

Yeah. It is the most popular restaurant in the world. I understand why the MCU tends to use fictionalized versions of real world companies, but showing characters work a McJob or eat Big Macs is more immersive to me than coming up with some alternate name that part of my brain then has to work out the code for.

Maybe in that branch, Kid Loki had already killed Thor and was no longer part of the timeline.

I got the impression it was your basic situation of hanging out with your cool friend’s lame brother because your cool friend decides who’s in the gang. You accept the few positive attributes he has, like how he always has the best ideas for getting free sweets, and try to ignore his annoying laugh and the fact that…

Yeah. Every married man on Earth knows this one.

I thought the Rednecks had declared themselves the moral majority? Isn’t that the point of his song? (I really don’t know. It’s a terrible song. I can’t get past the first few notes before I close the tab.)

That’s probably the appeal.

I will never forget the time I was waiting at a restaurant, eight and a half months pregnant, and looking it, on my birthday for what was going to be the last night out as a couple with my spouse. A chair finally opened up after half an hour of standing and I went to sit down and someone grabbed the chair and took it…

And they get to gouge them for additional money by deciding their kid wasn’t well-behaved per unpublished guidelines!

True but you know very well a small Black child with cornrows laughing is going to be seen as more disruptive than a white child with straight blonde hair doing the same thing. When the punishment is based on perception of disruptiveness, children of color are going to be perceived as more disruptive than their white…