You hold onto the tiger because the second you let go, you’re lunch.

A Royale Clusterfuck

I spent half the movie cackling and a third of the movie sobbing. A+++ experience, would see again!

I’d rather read the book. When I want to be intellectually stimulated, I don’t pay $14 per ticket to sit in the dark, I go to the library for free.

That’s couch cushion money for the Koch family, who probably bought most of the tickets.

The motto of the WWDITS writers’ room is “YOLO motherfuckers!” and I have a great respect for their dedication to living up to that promise.

Codega on Gizmodo isn’t better, sadly. I used to come to these sites for the reviews. Now I sit back and eat popcorn as the reviewers miss the most basic plot and character beats while simultaneously presenting themselves as Very Smart. Barsanti’s got it the worst. I was hoping for a better review when I saw the…

No, the alien believes it could. That doesn’t mean it would work.

You missed your headline: “John Boyega thinks The Rise of Skywalker was a better film than The Last Jedi.”

Blown up.

they accused the Biden Administration of attempting to illegally “wrest control over abortion back from the people in defiance of the Constitution.”

Don’t worry about Clone Wars. Watch Rebels. Come back and thank me when you’re finished. You can pick up episodes of TCW later on when you care more about the characters, but Rebels is better.

I hope she recovers from her ordeal quickly, and avoids the Internet for the next six months. People can be utter bastards.

They can flush their dollars down the toilets all they want, Big Daddy Trump would still wipe off the dogshit on his leather uppers on their faces if he passed them by on the street.

  - The AV Club

She’s from Winterfell. It’s a family name.

Okay but in a lot of these cases, the studio and the streamer are the same company. Netflix makes content, HBO/Warners makes content, Disney owns the rest of the content in the world. They’re paying the executives overseeing the streamers.

You didn’t see “What If...” I take it.

Same only since he dressed up a lion in a sewer. I can’t say all social media was a mistake as long as Ron Perlman can yell at motherfuckers online.

I love that he gives no fucks and has given no fucks for decades.