The bar is underground, and when last we saw it, the bar was melting from the heat of the molten core of the Earth.

some are bold enough to nowadays

You ever do it

Rhodey was acting weird from the start. As soon as he appeared, my roommate and I were both, “So he’s a Skrull.”

With all due respect, I think you haven’t understood about half of this show so far. You continue to miss very obvious beats, like how Priscilla was introduced at the start of her episode and was the same person at the end when Fury showed up at home. The shoot out was an important character beat for both of them,…

“I statements” also run the risk of you turning everything into being about you. There was someone I used to know who’d heard I Statements were the best way to be non-confrontational, and this was great because they happened to line bang up beside her tendency to be completely self-absorbed.

And if it had been released, it would have performed at roughly Strange World numbers. I liked Strange World and saw it in the theatre, but there’s only so much you can expect from a departure from the ordinary.

Which is what would have happened with Nimona had they kept it in house, and all the think pieces would have been how terrible it was that that this film got dumped on a streaming service. Comparing apples to apples, Disney has been streaming these amazing films for years and the same talking heads have been…

it’s not like child sex trafficking isn’t a real problem that exists.

If you want completely customizable pizza, you go to Mod Pizza.

Dubya: I wondered where I left that!

You need to rewatch last week’s episode. Fury’s wife was there in the first scene as a Skrull. He clearly knew she was a Skrull. This wasn’t a mystery, you just weren’t paying attention.

It’s Darwinism from a different angle: we evolved to think our way out of problems that would have caused more infant deaths, thus we survive to reproduce.

We stopped going to KFC after the third or fourth time they screwed up our order.

All Pornhub has to do is release the IP addresses of the Supreme Court justices who browse there every night, and list their favorite kinks by video clicks. Kavanaugh seems like a “subby man gets peed on” kind of fan to me, while Barrett probably flicks the old bean to stepdaughter videos where you hope and pray…

PornHub will hand out iPods and sunglasses like they did at the Texas abortion clinics when the state forced women to listen to false information before they outlawed basic health care entirely.

Who himself appeared in a porno. It’s hypocrisy all the way down.

Since there is a zero percent chance any of your readers will ever be able to watch this, why does it matter if you post spoilers?

“Man mocking ‘Sky is falling’ killed by meteor”

Stop bringing the trolls out of the grays.