You gave me whiplash. +1

‘The 40-40 Club” would be a good MILF porn

words good saying, not at

I love NPR, but if they play a clip of him speaking (if you can call it that), I change the station. Can-not-deal.

Apparently she doesn’t have a son when she’s thinking about kids in cages, though. Priorities.

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Dammit! Hoisted by my own petard.

I’m gonna leave it there, though.  I deserve the shame.  I DESERVE THIS.

As a cranially-endowed individual, I feel the need to step up and remind everyone that #NotAllBigHeadedMen

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

You mean even worse than the NBA, which has seen massive success in fan engagement with the current trend of player movement in free agency?

A plague on both your houses

There is a bright side, I guess 

Right On Cue Q

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

FTFY

Sure it was.