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I still think Seinfeld did it better

Giant penis. 

Are you saying that escaping a woman who wants to kill and skin you and turn your hide into a coat is NOT an adventure?

I agree, “dog” and “cat” years come taking a typical lifespan of 10-12 years and comparing it to the typical human lifespan of 70-80 years, giving you about ~7 human years for each “dog” or “cat” year. But developmental milestones (e.g., sexual maturity) and variance (e.g., the maximum lifespan) do not directly scale…

Can I just remind everybody whingeing about Rian Johnson’s The Last Jedi that there’s no fucking way he could have told that story without the blessing of both Kathleen Kennedy and Disney? I’m really sure that if they didn’t like where he was going with his plot, they’d have either reined him in, brought in another…

To quote a great movie: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Absolutely. I don’t dislike RJ as a filmmaker... and if I’m honest ... angry hermit Luke was the first time I found Luke compelling, and I thought snoke was lame and a lot of the narrative pathways abrams opened as mystery boxes were pretty blah vectors ... but coming into the middle of a story, you have authorial…

I think the actual mechanics of the plot and the ideas behind them (taxation of trade routes! notwithstanding) was pretty good. But woof, that dialogue and editing and such. As has been said many times, I agree with the notion that Lucas is a fantastic idea man, but he needs people around him to distill and help with t…

The only Star Wars trilogy that planning actually went into was the worst one, so that might not have been the issue. 

Saw it last night. A few thoughts:

In Bob Chapman’s review of Uncut Gems, he spends the first minute of the post-promo video just repeating the phrase “Academy Award Nominee Adam Sandler”, because there’s a reaaaaal good chance of that happening and we’ve all gotta get used to that...

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.

Someone owning up to a mistake and not just doubling down on it? On my internet? Well, I never.

Better idea: Fire everyone BUT Orlando Jones, give up on American Gods, and make an Anansi Boys miniseries instead.

Also, I think the entire performance could have been saved had she spent some time on Shy being a ladies’ man. 

Can we give props to Wanda Sykes as Moms Mabley!

Dear screenwriters: Stop writing stories about journalists who sleep with sources. You’d think our shared experience as nerdy, workaholic, under-appreciated writers would engender a little more understanding and empathy from their side of things.

It’s messed up how Trieu made that couple trade their house for a baby when they could’ve just gone down to the old fishing hole.