The redemption of Vader.
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It’s extra disappointing because it would be so easy to incorporate. I mean, adherence to Earth-bound hetero sexual mores would seem completely out of place in a wide, connected galaxy. In that fictional galaxy, there are undoubtedly humans from different planets coupling, and almost certainly people/beings from…
I thought this was awkard, but then a born-rich New York conman who made a career stiffing contractors and cheating on wives became the revered leader of southern Christians. Kid Rock tracks, is what I’m saying.
“Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky-Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse: Come for the steak, stay for the syphilis.”
“He’d probably be beaming with pride that his shit was good enough to make your coitus playlist. I know I would be. Hey yo people are having sex to ME and my tasty riffs!”
Pundits and the like are always, “politics is a game of power” or “politics is a high-stakes game” and what have you. Well, games are often sports, generally when they involve some physical exertion. Donald Trump, a politician, obviously exerts great energy when he hauls his overripe ass out of bed, when he furiously…
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Why did LeBron and KD get taller without shoes? And how is it that KD’s former measurements had him at 6'9" but everyone was always saying how close to seven feet he was?
Sure, it might be easy for an 8-year old to climb, and for an actively juggling man to climb. But what about an actively juggling 8-year old? I’m guessing it will be HELL on them, and given what I know of the demographics of border crossers, that should eliminate 95% of our problem.
Jeremy Bearimy, man.
“For those keeping score, here’s how this past week has gone for fans of Atlanta-based/adjacent sports teams: the Braves were utterly obliterated in Game 5 of their NLDS series against the Cardinals, the Georgia Bulldogs choked at home in overtime against unranked South Carolina, and now this. Fucking hell, that’s…
Once again Deadspin blatantly overlooks the NBA’s most upright team, the Westchester Fancy Lads. The bias is appalling.
Flaherty’s comments after the game are exactly the kind of comments you expect when the beaning was intentional but the pitcher obviously doesn’t want to admit it. I mean, the talk about “antics,” wtf is that? The guy admires what turns out to be a single (good for the Cardinals), but that’s problematic? He does his…
In some instances, honesty is probably the easiest answer. Telling someone you’re bad with names and asking them point-blank isn’t a terrible idea if you’ve only met once or twice before; a simple “I’m sorry, I’m not great with names. What’s yours?”
Oh honey.
So you’re just assuming the Pats are going to win the East again? Seems a bit presumptuous given the murderer’s row of opponents they ...*checks schedule*
Jesus Deadspin, we just want Acuna to play the game the right way, professionally, and with class. Like Nick Markakis. Just doing the little things, like lazily playing a single in the 9th inning which allows a Cardinals baserunner to take an extra base, or professionally watching a hanging slider go down the middle…
You think he ever logs off? Pretty sure these dudes just perpetually exist online just to say, “well ackshually ...”
This is the internet age. If someone isn’t owned or dunked on or DEMOLISHED, then what even is the point?