At least AD finally got away from that incompetent franchise that squandered his early prime! He’s gonna love playing with DeShawn Stevenson, Jamario Moon, Andris Biedrins, and some other guys I’m currently remembering.

The time is right for the big comeback:

then started to show off, imitating a police whistle

Manager: “FELIZ!!?!?!?!!!11!!?!”

There’s no obvious reason why West should receive this award at this particular time

Could you be more specific?

Could be a case of Mr Hyde/also Mr Hyde.

I MADE A MOVIE TODAY

“Time to put in my contacts. Ugh. Worst part of the day.”

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

And that bully literally is running NSA class level 3 documents thru his phone. Be afraid.

try to remove a deceased parent’s head one time and they label you brain damaged...unbelievable

NFL coaches: “We need guys to come together as a team, work as one unit, depend on each other, be like brothers.”

Finally, something good happened on Twitter

Me: *tries to think like a guard*

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

No. Now is the time for conveying thoughts and prayers.

Which is really why you should use the hot dog shuttle service provided by the possums.

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

Maybe if they smiled more.