At this rate, he’ll be playing for the big league Mets in no time!

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

That’s not one of his tattoos so it’s hopeless!

Somehow I think a Reagan-heavy video was worth an immediate second look.

Is it really freedom if you don’t have the freedom to become a fascist without someone in a beanie berating you?

Phsaw. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

I will leave a grocery store if the lines are too long.

He wants candy. Bubble gum and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with his sweetheart sandy. Got his pennies saved so he’s her sugar daddy.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

That movie was...on screens.

It probably isn’t my favorite, but the role is so rarely mentioned I have to try. Martha Plimpton’s boyfriend in Parenthood. He’s basically there to cause clashes between Martha and her mother (Dianne Wiest), but he has a sincerity and sweetness that keeps the story from becoming exhausting. He also had a scene in his…

When, exactly, was she pursuing goodness rather than pursuing revenge and her birthright? :P

“Daenerys had no strategic reason whatsoever to massacre a town full of innocents after they surrendered...”

She definitely had a strategic reason to massacre a town full of people. They didn’t surrender when she rode up to her gates and demanded it. They chose to resist, raise armies, and fight her.

The purpose is so…

LOL, A petition!!!!  Its HBOs only weakness!!!!

I don’t like the execution, but if people didn’t think Dany would end up being the villain, they never understood the show they were watching.

On the other hand, the chance of James Dolan berating an intern before waddling away to butcher a blues song is 86%!

Wow, this guy really does love sports babies.

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (not understanding object permanence): “Where’d he go?!”