I have no barkley or monstars jokes.

Its an absolute joke that Zion Wlliamson can’t be in the job is he is obviously overqualified for, and has to risk future earnings promoting this school for free.

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Considering he was Mose Shrute on The Office, that’s pretty funny.

Ooh, I like that!  “One in a million shot, doc.  One in a million.”

Unless the bullet shot the tumor out.

Don’t worry, in addition to everything else, I’m sure there will be a dead Ned redemption, too.

I changed when I finally came out. I was a lot like Mac, a toxic self hating, self destructive asshole desperately trying to repress my sexuality and show everyone I was masculine and not one of those offensive blackface-like stereotypes I was so afraid I’d become if I accepted myself. For 25 years I suffered and…

Famous nihilists insist, “No, we care about this one thing now.”

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

It might work. All he has to do is draft Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper with mid-first round picks.

This is total nonsense. Obviously his teammates beat him up for being a punter.

Gruden’s gonna hit infrared before the end of the season.

Why the fuck are these interviewers so gleeful? Right down the line, when the president or his minions say something awful, they all giggle about it. It’s not fucking funny. They are implementing horrible policies. Don’t fucking laugh.

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

Art is completely subjective and that being said plenty of people really liked his work at the time. The 90's were a simpler time where ankles didn’t exist and we all used awkwardly placed / shaped pouches to hold our belongings because pockets and backpacks hadn’t been invented yet. You had to live then to understand…

The truly freaky thing is that fellow rooks Omari Spellman and Kevin Huerter have the potential to complement Young perfectly.

Clearly the price is only something assholes would pay, but aside from the art, it looks pretty nice to me.

Chidi is *surprisingly* jacked