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Hi there... history called and would like you to read it. Lincoln has as much to do with these Republicans as Plato does.

She hoped Collins would vote to be on the “right side of history,”

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

I think I can say with absolute certainty that Alan Moore’s feelings about this are anger and disgust as those are apparently the only feelings of which he is capable.  Unless “beardy” is a feeling, then I would imagine he is feeling exceptionally beardy about the whole thing.

Yes, it’s set in a world where people take a universally respected masterwork and completely misunderstand that its particular genius is specific to its medium and the time it was written, and continue to create sequels and adaptations that looks like ridiculous jokes compared to the original like a toddler attempting

Being utterly appropriated by white Americans to the near exclusion of all Native Americans bumps it back up another three points, though.  

I have no idea what just happened, so I’m just going to pretend that the guys in the bottom photo are slow dancing to “End of the Road” by Boyz II Men.

your boos can’t hurt me, i’m already dead

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

“There are very few jobs in America you can get with sexual assault allegations hanging over your head, and Supreme Court Justice surely shouldn’t be one of them.”

but didn’t I once feel that way about “Lost”?

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely

“Wanna know how I got this scar?”

I heard she went back for seconds on the stuffing.

Has anyone pointed out that he’s literally playing a guy named “Affleck”?

No Country For Old Jokers 

“you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, friendo?"