That bag knows what it did.

Absolutely. Could not agree more. But just for other people, can you explain what the hell Whats App is?

Your methodology is suspect and your results specious.  I expect better from a respected academic journal like Deadspin.

Yes, except according to him, he was not a sprinter, just a bad high-school/small college offensive lineman.

Y’all so ignorant. Podface is 2019’s answer to Radiohead. LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC MORANS.

I thought I made it clear I would no longer read Deadspin comments if you’re in them.  Fine me, I don’t care.

I legitimately read the headline the first time as “The Lakers Already Have A Cancer.”

It’s also got the most fossil-fuel production and more wind-power than any other state, with plenty of room for solar too.  Texas could definitely be it’s own country.  So ... bye already.

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

That’s weird. I’ve never not been mad on TV.

“sixth time this season that he recorded an outfield assist with a throw that went at least 99 mph.”

Um.

Counter-counterpoint: Do not fuck the DH and instead bring it to the NL, finally.

You forget this is the Mets and, consequently, Matz, a pitcher, actually has a higher OPS+ than any of the players the Mets could have used to pinch-hit. Common mistake, really. 

Trump doesn’t have a graduate degree from Wharton, he has an undergrad degree. If you knew that, it’s a great joke. If you didn’t, it would be funny in intent, but with flawed execution.

Georgia is a backwater dictatorship run by fervent Bull Connor fanboys

And the Patriots’ streak of having no other competent QBs in their division continues.

That precedent was famously overruled in the seminal case George W. Bush v. Pronunciation, 995 U.S. 121 (2000).

Saw the picture and was like, “Dope! Deadspin is finally doing an article about the awesome and entertaining love-fest between Acuna and Albies.” Saw the headline and was like, “D’oh! Not today.”

I’ve been to Yellowstone and have seen groups of people getting way too close to bison, bears, whatever. I mean, you’d think just basic human intelligence/intuition/instinct would kick in and you’d be like, “dude that thing is fucking huge no fucking way nope nope nope.”  Which is basically what I thought as I got…