A few weeks ago, I was reading

I suspect there will be a time in the not too distant future where Richie Incognito dies in some bizarre, violent incident, one that probably involves him as the aggressor, and the NFL will put out like 30 talking heads to say “I just wish someone could have seen this coming and we could have helped him.”

My wife routinely eats whole meals without drinking. She’ll actually turn down drinks I offer her at the beginning of dinner. It seemed insane to me at first (I’m usually at a 1 sip per 1.5 bites ratio). But somehow, through my years of fascination with her and also some intermittent laziness (who has time to get up…

Hogwash and balderdash.

There’s a 10.5% chance Atlanta gets the number one pick, which, after you run my series of proprietary regression/depression model, comes out to -0.003%.

You have to remember those jobs generally do not go to people who are uber-rich white christians so likelihood of Georgia republicans actually giving a shit are slim.

Hate to tell you this, but whatever school/university you went to, people like this also went there.

Hey, he was just an unfortunate kid who made a poor, one-time decision that certainly doesn’t reflect a much deeper support for outright white supremacy. He deserves a second-chance at a high-paying job for which he is not otherwise qualified.

You already rule the country.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I thought it was a great analogy for climate change because it shows that at this late stage, we’ll only defeat climate change in our fantasy worlds and basically every ruler is a fucking moron.

I would watch it all because at its best, it was/is the best. In those moments, the writing and cinematography and acting all come together and provide unbelievably compelling TV. It’s unfortunate that it’s not at its best often enough, and in particular hasn’t been at its best very much the last couple years. But…

Isn’t it obvious that this is setting up the thrilling conclusion to GoT? A scorned Ghost wanders off, angry, bitter, rejected. He eventually channels that fire and fury into a single-minded goal. He tracks down Nymeria’s wolf army, and after the humans have stupidly wasted their resources fighting each other, the…

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Counterpoint: the fatal flaw of this movie is that it’s a movie about Sonic the Hedgehog.

I can’t describe how happy I am we did not get a full season of the war against the Night King.  Least interesting part of the show, least interesting part of the books.  

And he listened for a solid 5-10 minutes before getting bored, finding Jaime, and drinking.

I believe that’s how they spelled “throne” in old-timey writing.

Do they even have machine guns in Winterfell?

She’s also seen multiple celebrities literally get away with murder (O.J., Snoop Dogg, etc.) in LA’s criminal justice system.

I don’t think there’s a point in life where you just stop helping yourself to yourself