That’s deffinitely a take, right there. Maybe the deffinitive take.

I’ve accepted that I will be grey forever, unless, after first battling up the Endless Stair to the very peak of Silvertine, I cast down a mighty Balrog from Celebdil, and let darkness take me.

Sadly, I can only remember that for 8 out of the last 18 years.

I’m not questioning the story or condoning anything, but doesn’t the picture at the link show the woman grabbing the man’s face, with his hands not choking her (at that moment, anyway)?  Am I looking at the right thing?  

For fuck sake, why haven’t the Braves played the Walt Weiss card yet?  THIS IS SERIOUS BRAVES QUIT FUCKING AROUND!

Love makes me so happy, but who’s the sad looking couple in between them?

Tater tots are the best potato-based ketchup/sauce-delivery vehicle.

Do you really want to see what geoengineering does to our potato crop yields? I think not.

The fun part is thinking about how, after a couple decades of injecting particles into the atmosphere while also not curtailing greenhouse gas emissions, we have to stop doing it for some reason. Maybe China or India goes through a 10-year drought that, although scientists can’t directly tie it to the darkening of the…

To be fair, who hasn’t scratched a rash so vigorously that their penis fell out and they later ejaculated?

maybe they just wanted to make fun of Al Gore (who is admittedly a pretty silly character)

Ha, loser. I would’ve stayed calm and poised and underthrown him by 15 yards.

Interestingly, that’s also how Gwyneth Paltrow runs Goop.

Maybe - and just hear me out, because I know this is crazy - a journalist who is going to spring a question on the president about a terribly racist and destructive potential action should actually research that topic first, particularly when the president is known as one of the most prolific liars of our time

Really missed the opportunity to dub him LeBronnis.

Unfortunately, no one is going to “offer” nonvoters shit until they start voting consistently in large blocks. There is only one way to obtain power, and that is to take it. There are obviously a couple ways that can happen (violence, manipulation, etc.), but in the democratic context, it is done through voting.…

See, here’s where I got annoyed with the comparisons. Doncic was also a trash defender who has questions about his athleticism and ability to translate parts of his game to the more athletic NBA. And I don’t think he has the quickness or strength to play the 1-4 effectively, though certainly with his height he has a…

That’s exactly right. He “regressed” for exactly the reasons you would expect with respect to a freshman who was carrying the load for a team in a power conference. That “regression” didn’t really concern me, because it was expected, and because despite the regression, he still was able to put up a tremendous…

I know it wasn’t your intent here, but critiques like the following annoyed me so much in the lead up to and aftermath of the draft:

Until proven otherwise, I just assume Republicans will do the most despicable thing possible.  It hasn’t let me down thus far.