Which is not to say you shouldn’t use global warming. It’s also a great term and valid!  They are interrelated but not exactly the same.  As Earth’s average temperature rises due to increased greenhouse gases (global warming!), many climatic changes will occur (climate change!) which include changes to temperatures…

My friend!

Real James Joyce we got here.

Counterpoint: Fuck Bryce Harper.

Of course not. That would prove what he doesn’t want anyone to know. He’s just going to tell us that its “really big, like my hands. And my brain, which is tremendous.  They’re all tremendous.  Some say, the most tremendous.  Believe me.”

It’s also yet another penalty that won’t be enforced with any kind of consistency, to the chagrin as fans. Chris Kong* sacked Ryan last night with just as much force and lingering as the Jarrett sack, but it wasn’t called. And it shouldn’t have been! But neither should the Jarrett sack, which of course means the Long…

Beefing with other rappers? Booooooring. Eminem once beefed with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. A fucking puppet. Wake me up when he drops a diss track on Daniel Tiger or some shit.

“Look, he was only talking about the bad ones.”

“Look, these things happen, even to great pitches. And I’m a terrible pitcher! I’m lucky if I don’t hit the mascot most nights.”

Marlins would be fools to throw him anything resembling a hittable fastball in his first PA. Which is to say, they will almost certainly do it.

You take that lettuce home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!

Bar soap is the bane of my existence.  Well maybe not the bane.  The distaste of my existence?  I’ll get back to you when I’ve consulted the thesaurus. 

I feel like everyone in here saying how much less fun the game is now forget how boring as shit most games also were back in their imagined heyday. It’s just like all the relics who wax poetic about the superior defense in NBA games of the 80s and 90s; I watched a bunch of those games, and most of the defense was…

As a Braves fan who will never forget about Kent Hrbek, I concur with Kamara’s assessment of Minnesota. Fuck them, their fans, Drew Magary, ice, cold, vikings (historical included), Jack Morris and Kirby Puckett, hot dish, and Minnesota nice.

J.K. Simmons in Whiplash.

Lol, I browned out an entire year once. Literally, I got into an argument with my friends about where I lived for an entire year of my life (and I mean arguing one state versus another). It was like a decade after the fact, but they remembered all these details about that year, where I worked and things like that. I…

If you conducted a poll, I think you’d find that like 65% of men pee outside, usually in and/or around their yard, at least once a month. I frequently do after I’ve had a few drinks, just because it feels right (MEN PEE IN NATURE GODDAMMIT!) and I have a fairly private lot.  For awhile, I thought it was mainly me, but…

I know that when I am confronted with danger, I immediately begin removing all articles of clothing. If you’re going to beat me down, you’re going to have to do it looking straight into my soul, which of course lives in my penis.

He got called for tripping someone earlier in the game.  Not to spoil a joke or anything.  Just like pointing out that he’s still tripping harder than me on Phish tour 15 years ago.

Holy fuck! I didn’t realize Lou Brown served as the Pirates first base coach after his miracle run with the Indians.