As far as idiots on the field go, I don’t really find this one to be too idiotic. At least she had a cause other than “Man I’m super fucked up let’s run on the field brah!”

To be fair, the NCAA had to avoid setting a dangerous precedent that would encourage other athletes to attend class.

To be fair, Twitter is a terrible fucking company.

Jokes and all, but I walked outside Sunday morning at like 7 A.M., and my body was all, “Holy Shit, it’s below 70!” Like, I could instantly tell the temperature was under 70 degrees for the first time in months. It was only down to 69, but by my reaction you’d think I’d stumbled into a wondrous autumn landscape in the…

As a native Atlantan and huge Hawks fan, I can assure you that plenty of racists love the NBA. There’s an “as long as those nice-colored fellas stay on the court and away from my daughters, why I’m just fine with them” attitude among a segment of NBA fans. Applies equally to NFL. Of course, they really like the guys…

i suppose

I got enough.

Yes.

That was one of my first thoughts after seeing it. But like, way less appropriate for my three year old.

I’m in a similar place. I either didn’t like it at all because it was over the top pretentious, way too on the nose with its allegory, and more concerned with shock than substance, or I loved it for having the courage necessary to bludgeon an audience with a singularly unique vision, conventions of popular moviemaking…

Well, the movie is pretty much a fictionalized yet biographically accurate account of how Glenn Danzig built the Misfits into greatness then burned them to the ground in artistic rage and then tore out their heart to form Samhain which he then burned to the ground and then tore out its burned blackened heart and…

The Mad Pooper? So when a man repeatedly poops in someone’s yard in an act of vengeance marking, he’s just an asshole, but when a woman does it, she’s crazy?

Not me. I’m totally ghast.

I mean, without completely changing the game of basketball into something boring and stupid, I’m not sure that’s possible. It’s a fact of existence, so maybe we should just stop worrying about teams tanking and get rid of stupid rules that actually make it harder on smaller teams to acquire talent via trade or free…

The second definitely does not. I could see more teams in the mediocre range tanking to get into the lottery, knowing they have just as much of a chance at the top pick as the single worst team.

To win a championship in the NBA, you need at least one surefire HOFer, and generally another or near-HOFer (with very, very limited exceptions). The best chance to get one of those players is with a high draft pick, though clearly even that is a low-percentage probability. Any rational team is going to do whatever…

No.

Oh, and half their division is staging two of the most blatant tank jobs in league history.

At this point, there is only one article that should ever be written about Kyrie Iriving: HTF Are There Still Flat Earthers, and Why Would Any Business Employ One?

You guys, he’s a coach. It’s his job to teach his players valuable life lessons, like: If you’re rich enough, you can be a huge misogynist asshole with no respect for anyone else, because you’ll almost always get what you want anyway. You might even become President of the United States!