I’m no mathemagician, but I believe what I said is completely correct.

Craig Kimbrel somehow still has the better K-BB%, which is absurd.

Can one do a chin up without a chin?

Fuck, it took me more than 35 minutes just to read all the comments in this thread about the Murph.

Well, this was well-timed:

In 2009 and 2010, Kershaw put up 4.4 and 4.7 fWAR, respectively. Very good, not dominant.

That’s weird. I could have sworn Pedro Martinez pitched in the live ball era. And Greg Maddux. And Roger Clemens.

One could argue that. One would be wrong, but that’s One’s prerogative. But, One could not, without looking like a fool, argue that Betts or anyone else has been a better player than Trout since 2012, which was the discussion.

Trout, who has been one of the best players in baseball since his first full season in 2012,

It was somewhat unfortunate that he apologized to Jason Motte, although I at least appreciate that in his statement, he apologized to the LGBTQ community as well.

Trump puts the ? in:

I’ve had a beard since I was about 18 (I’m now 37, and it’s gotten much better over the years). I used to shave it off once a year or so, but hadn’t done it in about five years. So, I shaved it, with my two-and-a-half year old daughter watching. I debated just springing it on her, but thought that might be mean, so I…

I hear the Frackers need a new CFer.

Tiafoe prevailed 6-3, 6-2 in the match, but the loud sex-havers were the true winners.

Public financing of stadiums and arenas is a scam. Public financing of stadiums and arenas is a scam. Public financing of stadiums and arenas is a scam.

Under Schrödinger’s Browns’ Cat Corollary, the cat in the box can be considered both alive and dead until the box is opened, unless the Browns draft the box, in which case you don’t need to open the box because the cat is definitely dead.

tips on taters

The obvious comparison was somehow missed, given today’s matchup. The Padres total payroll of $34,574,400 will be less than Kershaw alone is making this year in total salary, per Spotrac. He’s getting $35,571,428 (including the prorated portion of his signing bonus).

Interestingly, you can eat horse in Japan. Surprised Manny didn’t negotiate for that as well.

This is a much better perk than unlimited sushi.