I am currently posting this comment from beyond the realm of life because my heart exploded in the 95th minute, but this needs to be said...

All of you are missing Burneko’s real point: The Army of the Dead was overhyped and it was stupid that they were wiped out this easily and with so little (real) consequences. He’s mostly right about this. I think he’s being tongue-in-cheek about arguing that Cersei is actually smarter than everyone else.

God what a horrible episode. For me, it ruins the entire series and makes me question whether I should even finish it (I know I fucking will). What a fucking shame, one of the best TV shows ever made has become...this. I’m too fucking tired and pissed off to really give a full breakdown, but just off the top of my…

I don’t know how to fix him. I know booing won’t fix him, and I refuse to do so when I’m at Saturday’s game. I wish he would retire, but with his contract, that’s not happening.

If Rosenthal retires the next batter he faces, his ERA will “fall” to 189.00

The same is true of this country as a whole; we have no idea who the hell we are any more because the future is too scary to contemplate and rather than grapple with it together as though we all have skin in the game, we’re fighting over what the past was.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

This is unscientific as shit, but I really believe Brad Stevens’s whole “process coaching” model works best with role players, and loses a little bit of its credibility with those role players as soon as an alpha-scorer type is allowed to bend it to suit his hunger for possessions. Like, when he was at Butler, he…

I wanted to post this in the Root, where it belongs, but I got error messages 11 times in a row.

Honestly, this is exactly what I hate about VAR. VAR should be used to confirm/deny offsides on plays directly resulting in goals, and to confirm whether a ball crossed the line into the goal. That’s it.

Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

Yeah, I think I just realized that about myself, too.

The trouble with Ash Ketchum is he always tries to walk the gym.

First he was a replacement caddy

I am still absolutely buzzing. The boys pulled this off, WITH EMPHASIS!, without Kane or Dele. Holy shit.

The thing about being great at basketball is that it doesn’t prevent a person from being boring and deeply unpleasant.

Brooks Robinson today called him the best player on their team. Brooks Robinson.

Dude, get over yourself, lest we get into a debate about whether my comment is a genuine indictment of the festering racism that persists in a state that has not elected a single nonwhite person to a statewide office in the last 150 years, or is merely a lighthearted Wednesday night joke.

Is he venomous? I assume he’s venomous.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.