It’s very probable this advice isn’t for everyone, but I’ll use myself as an example. I will literally sit in the same spot on my couch for hours at a time, not doing anything productive, but also telling myself I shouldn’t play video games or go to the driving range or finish a book until I’ve done something…

Joe Hart meanwhile continues to dream of the day he would be called for good goaltending.

Right. The Championship is stuffed full of big city sleeping giants. I mean, Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham, Watford and so on are all there on merit, but give me an away trip to Sheffield or Nottingham any day

Thanks for this. You captured the odd charm of Murray really deftly.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

Ok, here we go (rubs hands furiously):

I say we let Chris Davis feast on its entrails. Maybe he will gain its power, maybe not but he certainly can’t get any worse (do you still have to pay players who die of rabies? Maybe insurance would cover his salary?)

This perhaps the most cogent and precise description of Berbatov’s style that I have ever read. Almost as entertaining as the game itself.

De Bruyne, the best attacking midfielder in the game for several years now, is a clearly inferior player to Pogba? Huh.

God I wish the A’s would promote that Finley-era kelly green from their throwback alternates to the main uniform.

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…

Everyone that contributed is just as bad as Sameer Deen because they didn’t mention a single Tim Duncan blog. 

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.

Fransithco Lindor

Wait, what? I don’t really care for that particular courtesy, but you can’t deny it exists if you have ever watched anything more than a negligible amount of non-American soccer.

Reminds me of someone in EPL—maybe Mark Hughes?—who has a reputation for doing exactly that with subpar teams, then fading fast when they are mediocre.

your take is bad and you should feel bad

Or since Levi proposed.

I always loved the ones with the paintings in each corner of what the cartographers thought might live on each continent.