Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

To be fair, or as close as I will ever come to it, many of baseball’s issues are well beyond easy fixes.

If only people knew the beauty of Chicken Nuggets with Honey.

America doesn’t have a far left movement.

“The ones that ruin games of Cards Against Humanity”

Good.  Sue these bastards in penury, if that’s what it takes for them to finally change.

I don’t know why, but I enjoyed this article way more than I should.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Aren’t they cannibalizing their own business model, to some degree? Google exists to harvest information about you in order to sell ads. If they are constantly supplying you the with input that they are then harvesting, their trove of information about you fails to grow.

St. Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves: Stories. I like the introduction to her style, plus one of the short stories eventually connects and builds into Swamplandia!, which is also great.  

The secret is that if I write fewer than 300 words in any blog post I get a really bad rash.