Seriously, what did we do to deserve Ray Ratto and Charlie Pierce in the same place?

Counterpoint: No. This is already what Alec Baldwin does on SNL and I’d rather watch someone I love get strangled to death in front of me.

I like Barry’s idea of putting him out to pasture at a nice farm (team) up in clouds (Norfolk, less scrutiny than heaven)

I’ve always been a Brooks guy, but damn if that isn’t some high praise regardless.

I was mostly watching Federer last night and between that, the Tiafoe and Fritz matches, there was some wonderful tennis going on, especially for the young Americans. 

I know I’m getting old because I’m getting way too upset over the numbers on those mangy swamp thing ass jerseys

Maybe this single unsalted cracker I found on the ground will tide me over before my dinner of discarded half-eaten wings and factory runoff water.

Much love for The Southern Reach trilogy being on here. I’m currently back home in Tallahassee, where the author lives, and was inspired by surrounding areas. It’s trippy to go on walks with my parents and dog and see trees still down from Hurricane Michael, ambling down the old dirt roads feels a little like…

He told his guys after the one at Bowling Green that Helsinkit next time.

I hope Paul Lukas was near his fainting couch. 

I don’t know if I’ve read as much about a movie I will never, ever see as I have with Hereditary.

Looking forward to Buck walking in front of the anthem singer the next time Chris Tillman starts.  

I’m still watching this game because I don’t respect myself.

The scientists who figured out how to combine Sheriff Clarke and Garth Brooks into one body then force fed the result wet ham until it sweats pepperoni should really be ashamed of themselves.

I know this is gonna happen and I’m already mad about it.

Everyone post your favorite maps! Here is mine (I think. First time posting a pic). Old sea monsters make for the best maps.

He looks like if you raised an unloved Galifianakis brother on amphetamines and Entourage reruns.

vapid is just

Speaking of Orioles players I have always had a soft spot for Geronimo Gil and (remembers username)... Sidney Ponson.

What is the funniest possible outcome of the NBA draft?