That’s some deep thinking about race coming from a guy using the title of a minstrel song as his handle.

Reached for comment, Schiano said looking away from a fucking horrible atrocity helped prepared him for coaching the Bucs.

Please don’t burn your son. He’ll outgrow the shirt.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

No and you are not the best team in the league

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

There’s always umpiring.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Only a management consultant could come up with a strategy that makes you 10% more likely to “succeed” but has three times the opportunity costs and you have to do it forever. I’m surprised he didn’t try to have the team coached by a Toyota assembly line manager and a client engagement coordinator from McKinsey

Boss: Goddamn Johnson, where is the Hampsen report?

The Las Vegas Future Quebec Nordiques

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

When Golden State is up 20, sure, ok, the game isn’t close.

i appreciate you really digging deep in and gutting out that powerful sports opinion. very gritty.

After the 2008 Series win, AJ Daulerio (former boss of this site and “Ambler Man”) allegedly leaned out of his NYC window and screamed “WORLD CHAMPIONS” every morning for a year.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?

If Green plays in Game 4 and the Warriors eventually take the series, the “This league is fixed!” shouts may never stop coming from Oklahoma City.

“A water bottle shower”