That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

What a diq.

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

Kudos to this nimrod for coming up with an even dumber excuse than “I was hacked!!”

The problem isn’t that Strasburg threw in the bullpen. The problem is that Dusty had him throw 145 pitches in the bullpen.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

A functioning society?

Why should he need insurance? He hasn’t been a threat to anyone driving in 5 years.

No. They moved to Winnipeg.

Didn’t they blow a 28-3 lead to the Patriots?

Sorry, wait, who the fuck are the Atlanta Hawks?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

No college player has retaliated, does anyone know if overseas players would retaliate against this kind of thing?

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Finally our reefs are safe and healthy