When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

a triple-double from Matt Barnes

Does Donald do everything right? No. Does Donald do anything right? Just one thing. Donald gives really good butterfly kisses. You know, where you put your eye up to someone else’s eye and bat your eyelashes? That’s a butterfly kiss. It takes a special emotional connection to do properly. You can always tell a faker,…

It looks like nobody is paying too much attention to that memo ESPN sent to the talent a few months ago, the one urging them all to refrain from making political comments.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Please Add this one, Barry!

Buddy, you are not even married yet and already you are complaining that the person to whom you’re about to pledge your lifelong love and fidelity might want to share your interests with you. This is not a good start!

Most of us disagree with Kevin Draper’s pro-kitten-eating stance.

Greg meh’ed Italian food AND pizza once and I lost my shit.

Goddamn psych majors.

Hey, when your team has a year like KC had last year, you don’t change anything.

What distance could a football be punted by you?

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

This is a misreading (I can’t decide whether it’s better or worse for it to be a willful misreading) of Burke’s point. This is an article about the size of Fox Sports’s, and Cowherd’s, audience.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Pablo Sandoval: [swings at pitch]
Pablo Sandoval: [misses]
Pablo Sandoval: [curses]
Pablo Sandoval: [spits]
Pablo Sandoval: [adjusts self]
Michael Jordan: [swings at pitch]