Many years from now, when you win a Pulitzer or Peabody or whatever, I will go all over the Internet posting comments like “I was reading Greg Howard when he wrote for Deadspin, and even then I knew he was a special writer. (Even though he couldn’t find Minnesota on a map.)“

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

If there’s one thing we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble.

[books plane ticket to Memphis]
[books plane ticket to Charlotte]
[books plane ticket to Oklahoma City]
[books plane ticket to San Antonio]
[books plane ticket to New York]
[books plane ticket to Los Angeles]

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

“Ball 4”

You know, it wasn’t so bad until the ref pointed it out to everyone.

That’s gotta be worth at least four or five centaur paintings.

“So THAT’S how they got my water bill!!!!!”

To that end, Jason Whitlock will now be entirely focused on what he does best

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Not one!

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

I moved away from Philly and gave up my car in February. I suppose it was for work, but I like to pretend that doing so was because I accidentally listened to Phil from Mt Airy one too many times.

Tim Tebow: [throws slice of bread]

This seems an appropriate time to mention that drug and alcohol addiction is a disease, not a failure of character, and frequently a symptom of even larger psychological problems, including depression, borderline personality disorder, and others. It’s well-documented that people who grow up in the kind of situation…

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Welp. Each knows a guy who can get you wasted on water.