First Responder: Stay still, sir. I’m going to ask you a few questions.

Man, extreme wealth must be the coolest. Imagine having so much money that you can just go and blow some on invisible lightsabers.

Reached for comment at Louisiana Tech, Skip Holtz said that he was shocked when he heard the news. “When dad first called to tell me the news, I just couldn’t understand what was going on,” the younger Holtz said. “Finally, after about ten minutes of him trying to explain, I said, ‘Just text me!’ when he did...yeah,…

Holtzian memories

I haven't seen a Colon run like that since the Birmingham Bowl.

The Bemidji State Beavers scored 20 runs against in-state rival Minnesota State on Saturday night, and they still got mercy-ruled in the eighth inning.

Here’s a game photo of Bemidji’s starting pitcher:

When did the Browns change the team name?

He presumably sits behind newly signed Josh McCown on the Browns’ quarterback depth chart, but in February the team hired Kevin O’Connell—who trained Manziel leading up to the 2014 NFL draft—as quarterback coach.

It was more of an extended tribute, as the last John Cage mention came 4 years and 33 days ago.

I blame Jimmy Fallon.

Fans, desperate for a conclusion to the game and an end to their prolonged misery, attempted to light the field themselves while crying out for pitches to be thrown and the batter to step to the plate.

there was a pretty funny moment where the fans around the stadium put on the flashlight on their cellphones. The entire stadium lit up

Beaten by Dre©

For the record, I think our news coverage the week of the bombings and the manhunt is the best thing this site has ever done, and I’ve never been prouder of it.

Thanks,

Making bombs is bad.

He then picked up the ball, ran up and down the length of the fairway twelve times evading everyone in the gallery, and then spiked the ball in the cup, for six.

And to think, the poor guy was only three steps away from sobriety.

Usually the 9th step involves making amends to the D-leaguer whose roster spot you’re currently occupying.