Oso Stinko

It sure does taste like soap.

I find that they’re easier to identify if you give them all Aaron Harang’s eyes

I wonder if it’s permanent.

“Kneel, my son.”

Great, now Berman isn’t the only thing in Bristol desperate to get his mouth on some cans.

You’re with me, mohair.

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

I’d root for crime.

ABC 7 Station Manager: You need to pee in this cup.

Bad Company man? I’ve always been more of a Steppenwolf guy, although, from time to time, I do indeed Feel Like Makin Love...

I don't condone random street fires, but have you ever tried to get rid of a couch by legal means?

As it’s customary in golf to report your own infractions, the creator of this slide show has already taken a multi-stroke penalty.

...the topic of this Golf Digest effort—“The Hottest Patrons at Augusta”—is just awful.

- Are the Cubs going to miss the playoffs again this year?

dying.

that's hilarious

The surprise move deprived Cubs fans of the opportunity to both have their legs pissed on and be told it’s raining.

and some put the odds of precipitation as low as 30%.

Huh. I thought Gatorade was produced in a Lab.