Really glad I read through that whole thing just to get to the conclusion that because Poythress likes school and has a sister, John Calipari isn't an asshole for making millions by promising a path to the NBA that he doesn't have to deliver. Neither of those facts changes Burneko's conclusion.

"So... you never looked in the box?"

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

"I mean, right?"

if you listen carefully it's about how good mayonnaise is

"In short, avoid hackneyed.." (everyone in room panics, throws chairs, smashes the projector and makes a group vow never to confirm their attendance at the conference)

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

is it econdave?

I don't think you have to be good at murdering when you're the head of one of the most powerful governments on the planet. For all we know Stalin could have been lousy at murdering, so long as he hired people who were good at it. Sort of like how Madonna is with music.

Oh that's freehand, baby.

Found his replacement:

They need to make an example out of this guy. Even if he doesn't learn his lesson, hopefully someone else will get it. What he's doing can only lead to bad things, and kicking him out of baseball is worth it if even one person learns never to trust Baylor under any circumstances.

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

So Vince Carter is the New Hampshire State Raptor?

If someone hands you a little piece of magic like this, what exactly is there to complain about? All the relevant action was captured perfectly. Just watch it and be happy or shut the fuck up and move on.

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Idiots! That's California!

"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

Hey, you had Robert Smith. He was a pretty good runner, and Disintegration was a great album.

i heard NBC tried to offer Carlin the Tonight Show but he's been dead for 7 years.