Great, great piece. Only surprised you didn't go further.
falldownplaydead
falldownplaydead
Stop arguing with people. There are maybe 10 people on Twitter who are funny enough to get in an argument without looking like a child. You're probably not one of them. You're going to show your ass. If something really makes you mad, mute the person, or close Twitter and go do something else.
Purple Hayes
Like a trio of schoolchildren
She's an out of town student. If she were actually from Philly, she'd be used to the disappointment of losing.
She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.
Right after my Junior year of high school, I moved from Georgia to North Carolina. Three weeks after we were settled in, my mother broke the news that one of my former classmates (I went to a small private school in Georgia, 28 kids to a GRADE) had passed away in an RTV accident. A week after that, another of my…
This is exactly the kind of dialogue Thomas Jefferson meant to foster.*
"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"
dude's like a young greg anthony
Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?
This article's comment section is like an Andrew Brandt timeline.
In general, the only way his asinine, glibertarian squawks are made tolerable is by imagining it said in the voice of Mark McKinney's Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall; you'll find there's not much of a difference.
I mean, does he really think that how you hold the ball affects how many steps you're allowed to take?
This time the highlight truther called from inside the house.
If it's any consolation to Yanick Moreira, based on his ability to lose a game with bad goaltending, he's just been drafted by the Philadelphia Flyers.
Don't let beating a woman be that one incident then
It's not a slam dunk at all. It's a 3-pointer, dummy.
Do you guys compensate for the thirty times a day I accidentally click on the wrong story on my phone because you intentionally make the screen shift right after the site loads?
You're seriously arguing with a straight face that any 18-year-old in the US who chooses college basketball over a $25k NBAD salary or a hugely uncertain outcome in a country where they don't speak the language therefore clearly doesn't care about money and therefore shouldn't get any?