A.J. is the balls.

Oh my god. This is amazing.

Wow, that lower pic looks like a helluva party. Which Portishead tune was playing when it was taken?

You can put the Knicks on TNT as much as you want, nothing is making Amare explosive again.

Poor Detroit.

Oh man, I used to love listening to Mitch Hedberg.

The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

For those wondering, Berman didn't make a typo in his tweet. Even the nouns associated with the Knicks don't deserve to be called "pro".

Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

Wait... so your initial claim- obviously not actually having read the report- was that the DNA swab wasn't necessary because the alleged assailant admitted to sexual contact with the defendant.

The author quite nicely responds to your bullshit complaint, and blows it out of the water with a specific quote from the…

If not now, when?

Leave Cutler alone. The guy has suffered enough, you don't need to twist the knife in his back. He's at a fork in the road, career-wise, and shouldn't have to spoon-feed you forgettable quotes.

The comments here are pretty harsh. Cutler isn't immune to criticism, guys.

"Had to hit the game winner at the gym today."

He remembers warming up before the match

Keep in bigot, and my headline also works!

EAT
MOAR
COWNSULING

Hey, if you all want to see some real asshole action going on, go read this thread!