Well now this makes no sense.

I'll die to catch it.

RYAN: Mike... I just wanted to tell you, up-front, that I don't agree with this decision. But it's time for you to pass the torch.

Wow, he is the most devout Catholic I've ever heard of.

"Some of my closest ghostwriting clients are black."

A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.

I once scooped Ken Rosenthal too. Only I did it with a tortilla chip.

And here it is! No mention of the NYT. Just straight up transcribing for the cops. Classy. http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…

Tallahassee Police Officer Nick Lowe exchanged gunfire with Broderick Davis on June 19th.

Comically enough, despite your anger directed at this article, it seems like most of your questions would be answered if the police had done their jobs and filed a more thorough report.

Enough people (and I wonder who it could've been ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) have reported the Times tweet about the story as malware that as of now, when you click on it, this is what you see:

In Philly they call this, "The Ruben Amaro."

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

The Kings obviously hate America, because they support Yusuf Islam.

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

We all appreciate your ability to be self-righteous in the face of tragedy.

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

Damn, man, this whole "don't eat shit in New York" thing is gonna be hell on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

Rapist beats Papists