Enkone Goodlow, an artist who rents a hangar at the airport, said he and some spectators had watched the pilot repeatedly try to hook a Bud Light banner.

Producer: “Alllright, Bob, you can come on down from that soapbox. We found your lifts.”

Sandoval doesn’t earn many points here

If that’s really a Colon chin then where’s the gift basket?

Oh, whoops...

What’s black and white and Vignette all over?

If he needs to go to the mattresses he knows just the guy.

Souza Sr: Hey son, heard you hit an inside-the-parker tonight.

If he’s so real, why does he keep getting a new third string every year?

Man, what is it with Wings fans not having a leg to stand on?

Probably wouldn’t have happened if Jerry Garcia was in there.

Tourist: Churchill was a drunk!

It’s even more impressive when you consider Mrazek has no i’s.

Run. They have a RUN.

The flame itself is the tribute to Al Davis. The bowl is a tribute to Mark.

Hit it where they ain't, indeed.

That's tough to swallow. Good thing they’re pelicans.

Neutral Observer 1: Swish!

For two seconds? I’ll shut up and throw in Noel.

He’s not an analyst, he just fucks up a lot.