Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with wooder.”

Jeez, Wrigley was bad enough with the construction and lack of facilities. Now they're lacing the drinks?!

The Chronicle reports that the time capsule contains “mementos from 20 consulates, as enduring symbols of those countries”

Sutter: Stoll, second line.

2 1/2 minutes seems appropriate considering some of these guys will eventually be guided by voices.

Well he is pretty good at ignoring evil in the desert.

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McHenry: It’s not out of line to question such inanities! I don’t have time for any. I won’t tolerate any. Don’t force me to be near any!

Interviewer: That was incredible, Angelo! I just have one key question...

the turf is slowing balls down

Ask Coconut molly

$299 — two-speed blender

like Halloween wizards

A bat flip is what a player does when he is triumphant and feeling himself

“Okay rub this honey all over her feet. Hmm - try turning on some Tibetan throat singing? Alright now bring in her in-laws and tell them to give her some advice... Okay, there we go! Congratulations, Mrs Capps! It’s a boy!”

Fake Skipper

truly sorry,

A third leg probably would've come in handy there.

Time is a flat circle change.

Atlanta FBI: What was the last thing you listened to with the headphones?