13) Upload a video that was filmed in portrait mode.

Athletes go out all the time and no one hears about it. They still go out and perform on the court and on the field. Some perform really well. I mean, his signature celebration was pouring an imaginary bottle into the wrong orifice! The point stands.

Sefolosha suffered a season-ending broken fibula, which went untreated

O-fer Blanco

Thibodeau:

Last time Polamalu had a revelation in church he was the first one to get Communion.

Never tug on Superman’s cape unless you’re absolutely ready!

That's impressive. All those light and telephone poles and the kid didn't smash into one of them.

Gary “Sinise” Harris

Not pictured: The bear

Physics majors are going to be pissed when they have to buy all new books next semester.

I’d like to know how the hell city council members plan to celebrate this development.

It was the last angle they did see.

Maybe the rain was posted on Kinja?

I do the same thing but only with homemade, baked mac and cheese - not from a box. I don't know where it came from but it's everyone else who's a monster.

Investigators into the identity of the account holder aren't sure if it's a boy or a girl.

Is this a sign that Adrian Peterson's going to the Redskins?

Well ooh la fuckin la.