This is real good.

My favorite response was left out:

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

Probably because he was the stupidest kid in kindergarten. Just a guess.

You see, Trump’s brain is like a shitty car engine: he needs to warm it up for some time before it can do any real work.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Give it a rest with Knights

Slotjockies would be stronger in eliminating the “gambling stigma.”

“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

If he goes with the boring-ass Nighthawks name, I hope attendance looks something like this:

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

May be quibbling here, but I think he’s trying to distance himself from charges of political bias. I get why he might want to stretch a comparison just a bit to make it work, shrug.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

I am rooting for Diaz to fuck McGregor up.

A hand turkey is much more personal, especially if you caption it with something like I’m thankful for our friendship. Gobble.

Huh and despite my thousands of letters, phone calls, and random appearances at her house Taylor Swift won't even send me the one lock of hair I want. Some people have all the luck...

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Oh, and why is worried about the trailer, and not the WANG SHAPED POND only a few blocks away?

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.