You really shouldn’t have told us Steelers fans that we’ve never blown a three-score lead this millennium, I’m about to be the wooooooorst. Well, even more so.

This only seems like a good plan if you don’t ever want to take care of your home (and are expecting depreciation).

It must be wonderful to go through life seeing everything you want to see. So comfy!

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

At first I thought my team, the Browns, was also participating, but it turns out their knees just start to buckle as game time approaches.

I’m super disappointed in Colin Kaepernick.

That was a RIGHTEOUS ‘fro he was rocking and now it’s just...vanished to the ether.

Btw, that’s not Bruce Miller’s #49 jersey, it’s actually the 49ers #49 jersey. The team from San Fran are the “49ers” - not sure if you're aware. #journalism

You would think you want to know. You really don't.

I clicked on that link to that YouTube video. But I regret that decision.

Yeah, but what does Kate Upton think about this?

Here is a good shot of four photographers ignoring the National Anthem in their never-ending quest to make the four protesting 49ers famous.

Look at those service men and women kinda bending their knees during the anthem! Fuck them for disrespecting themselves!

OH HEY EVERYONE LOOK IT’S THE GUY WHO USES “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE!!!” DURING AN ARGUMENT!

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

He’s planning to turn pro. We’ll see him in Buffalo this time next year.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Do you not read?

Who or what is Liberty Media? Is this another Glenn Beck thing? Gold and survival gear?

In Soviet Russia, weather stations you!

I’m surprised he didn’t have his oily rag collection out, too.