Usain Bolt doesn’t read thinkpieces on Deaspin or The Cuck. Be like Usain Bolt and don’t read deadspin or the Cuck. Then you too can enjoy life the way Usain Bolt enjoys life.

You look like Action Bronson. you get that much? Really enjoyed the show! It was dignified and classy. Thanks to all the staff that put it together. For anyone that missed it and is a fan of the Gawker sites I'd recommend a watch. Thanks again.