Think about the numbers. How many people competitively swim vs. competitively run.

Yeah, people base it on sheer number of medals but swimming has way too many medals.

See, you seem like you don’t enjoy life. Be more like Usain Bolt!

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

The water was “confused.”

My dad’s been bitching about his pool for two decades now. All I know is when things go bad his solution is to throw more “shock” in it. I have no idea what “shock” is or what it does. Maybe the Rio folks should try that.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I’d say there’s been “a lot” of talk about violent revolution should Trump lose, but those same cowardly dumbasses also promised the same fucking thing in ‘08 and ‘12.

But he hasn’t lost the support of those people - they’re still behind him. They’re not about to go to Hillary.

Jason Miller is John Miller’s son. Weirdly, he sounds a lot like Donald Trump Jr.

In an email to Jezebel, Trump campaign spokesperson Jason Miller

How about this: I don’t care if I ever look that good.

I find his description of his life more or less horrifying. I could never look good enough to justify all that.

You make living sound like it sucks.

I have no idea, my co-workers and I told another co-worker she was going to get it on her toes by wearing flip-flops walking through SoHo.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

Your girlfriend's free pass is Sal Fasano, too?!