I can see Tom going YangGang.

Ron Swanson wouldn’t vote. Neither would Tom, probably.

Andy would vote for whomever Leslie told him to vote for.

April would write in “Bart Simpson”

Ok, Leslie is obvious. What I’m far more interested in is who everyone else in Parks and Rec would vote for?

She died way too young. It’s no wonder that today’s youth are protesting gun laws. They don’t know when they might end up a statistic.

The United States has a gun problem. Sadly, a lot of my friends and family disagree. I see them sharing stuff on social media like “I own a AR-15 because it offends you”. So these…

I think it’s a little ceramic cup you make creme brulee in.

It’s hard not feeling bad for this kid. He’s more deserving a some sort of redemption in real life.

You have to mix them yourself?!?

What the fuck is a “Stanikin,” and how do I make sure I never come across one?

I’d rather have this Anakin...

I was really hoping this was some unholy pre-mixed box of disparate childhood memories. I should’ve stopped reading at the headline and completely shut my brain off after seeing the terrible bowl of horrors on the box art. Charging a ridiculous 400% premium on an LGBT special edition cereal mix is somehow less…

I know.  Everyone was straight up BITCHIN about Tauntauns going up against probe droids and AT-ATs.  Oh wait, they weren’t.

Because Star Wars is a metaphor for the Vietnam war when a small, indigenous, lower tech guerrilla force was able to outlast a vastly technologically superior force.
They’re riding horses on a fucking Star Destroyer and you’re already nitpicking. I hope the whole 3rd act is the Resistance getting the Ewoks to join…

Probably Jar-Jar Binks’s, right?

I’m glad Rose is in here. She didn’t seem like a generic character and it made the world of the sequel trilogy more real for me.

Well, that just means Jason could have completed another word search in the amount of time you were laughing.

Yep, I had to pause as my wife and I were crying laughing at that punchline for like 30 seconds... 

if I have no taste because I enjoy something “crude and lazy”, then I’ll own that shit.  I’ll wear it like a badge of fuckin’ honor.   Saw “Reboot” last night. it was the most enjoyable meta-romp I’ve ever been on. 

Then what’s the point of reviewing it? People who know they want to see it are going to see it and love it. This is just Ignatiy shitting on something people like while stating the obvious.

Harsh. Look, I went and saw it last night. The more you watched and loved Kevin Smith’s best work—meaning the other View Askewniverse films plus Zack and Miri—the more you’ll get out of this film. I know it hits the same plot beats, but I don’t much care. It’s worth the price of admission just to spend some more time…

I posted your quote (attributed) onto FB. A friend responded: “I disagree Ellen never had to fight for anything.”

She absolutely did. As a queer woman, as a gay woman who fought to actually see a gay woman on TV that wasn’t a sidekick or joke. For lots.

But the Ellen of this week who turned her baseball game with Dubya…