*strokes beard thoughtfully*

Everything is under control...situation normal...

Crist, what an asshole.

This is the content that keeps me chained to the shriveled husk of the A.V. Club. 

This is good kinja. 

This deal is getting better all the time!

Prequel pitches always ride single file, to hide their numbers.

Don’t kink shame pls 

In a very sad coincidence, Robert Forster has died. 

I hadn’t seen that Emily Nussbaum/Norm MacDonald theory before, but it makes sense and doesn’t contradict Vince Gilligan’s statement since he is dead either way. I like it!

I haven’t gotten very far in this game, but there certainly isn’t much point in upgrading your car when you have to abandon it entirely within a couple of jumps! I really like the concept and the look of Overland, but it’s so withholding as to be too punishing for me to enjoy. I think if the characters could carry…

They could go completely nuts and have a planet that had more than one biome!

I’m fully confident that the movie will be good, but I also relate to Unregistered Hal above. I can’t wait to see this, but part of me wishes it didn’t exist, so I could continue to enjoy the fantasy that Jesse lives happily ever after. Unless it’s an hour and a half of Jesse sipping cocktails on a beach, I assume the…

wtf is peacock lol

I have no idea why I find this joke so funny, but it absolutely kills me every time!

I’m not sure why the show is set in the 90s but has an 80s soundtrack, but it does actually jibe with my own music listening habits in the 90s - I played old 80’s stuff far more often than the hits of the day. I guess that’s why this aspect of the show makes it feel slightly more true to life.

Are there authors who are best known for novellas? King writes some fantastic short stories (ladyfingers they taste just like ladyfingers), but I’ve always felt that the novella is where he truly shines. Long enough to showcase his strengths with characters, but short enough to force him to keep it relatively tight…

I’m glad I avoided the Temptation to make New Order jokes - I’d be consumed with Regret

People complain when Star Wars “rhymes” but complain even harder when it doesn’t. 

Is that you, Jonah Ray?