... is?

It’s weird that she doesnt end every interview with a sign off like, “And you can take that to the bank(s)!”

Self-righteous much, Reid? Way to cherry-pick quotes to generate false anger. Ignore this one, among others?

Every terminator movie should have a scene set in that timeline’s version of Tech Noir. Sometimes it’s a gritty dance club, sometimes it’s a farm-to-table restaurant, sometimes it’s a shitty, pretentious cocktail bar. But always: Tech Noir. 

There’s not really much to argue here since by all accounts the movie was decent, we just don’t give a shit about Terminator anymore. What I do know is Cameron is a notorious prick and tyrant, so no one should be surprised, and yet you should probably listen to him.

I still can’t get over a Norman Lear show being remade by people named Mike and Gloria.

I have no idea what you're insinuating but in my mind I'm just imagining them being the same people.

Look for their new album, Snoke on the Water — coming soon from Rancor Records.

Okay, I’ll bite: why do you think electrically operated standing desks are awful, relative to manually operated standing desks?  Sincerely curious.

I can’t top this. Not even trying today.

I’m still not getting a goddamn standing desk.

Sorry, but this looks dope. 

Damnit Emma the whole office smells offal now. 

I dunno, the new Tesla truck reveal is going to be hard to top.

Mother of fake baby: But did you change the baby’s diaper?

Mother of fake baby: How’d it go today?

The nanny of fake baby (Me): It was great. The baby decided he wanted us to binge watch every episode of The Critic in one sitting.

That is true. Tons of nannies would apply to dress up a baby doll and get paid.

Exuding innocence and naïveté on the surface, Leanne’s true nature is an enigma. Why is she perfectly fine caring for a fake infant?

Are we talking “Black Mirror/National Anthem” levels of discomfort?

This is a really well written and measured article. Just enough naked unsurity to inspire me to give it a chance.