Conspiracy theory: Kinja is the New Coke designed to spike demand for Classic Coke.

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a Kinja." — Ernie

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a Kinja." — Ernie

This rapid stream of comments is actually why I haven't already gone over to the Avocado!

This rapid stream of comments is actually why I haven't already gone over to the Avocado!

This rapid stream of comments is actually why I haven't already gone over to the Avocado!

I always knew what Starz was and did not really laugh out loud

I always knew what Starz was and did not really laugh out loud

I initially started listening to Katy Perry ironically, but now I enjoy her music unironically.

I initially started listening to Katy Perry ironically, but now I enjoy her music unironically.

Megan Mullally

Megan Mullally

Megan Mullally

I watched Will & Grace to look at Karen's feet

I watched Will & Grace to look at Karen's feet

I watched Will & Grace to look at Karen's feet

I watched Will & Grace to look at Karen's feet

Long days and pleasant nights, stranger.

The Internet actually did a great job!

The Internet actually did a great job!